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    ~SARDAR JEE COLLECTION (FUNNY SMS)~ english urdu mix

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    Post  Admin Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:49 pm

    One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
    "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
    " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
    runner.
    "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
    Exclaimed the Sardar


    Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi

    per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili

    baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?

    to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"


    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
    closed.

    His wife asked what you are doing?
    He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping



    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
    closed.

    His wife asked what you are doing?
    He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping






    ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
    ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?

    HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.''








    Santa! Your daughter has died!
    Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor

    At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
    At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
    At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa








    A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
    Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
    I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.







    1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja





    Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

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