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    mix sms % poetry urdu indi & english by admin part 2

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    Post  Admin Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:03 pm

    101 Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.

    Sam : It's a family tradition.

    Teacher : What do you mean?

    Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

    Teacher : What about your mother?

    Sam : She's a woman.



    102 Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?

    David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.



    103 Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

    Student : Brotherly love.



    104 Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

    Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



    105 Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

    Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

    Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.



    106 Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."

    One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.



    107 Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"

    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime."



    108 Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?

    Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office



    109 A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular

    She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !



    110 koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli

    chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:

    Lagta hai pahunch gai :-)



    111 Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?

    Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly



    112 What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.



    113 Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga. Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.



    114 Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

    Banta singh: Post office.



    115 Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?

    Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."



    116 Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think. ......... ...

    "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"



    117 Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?

    Friend: B.A.

    Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.



    118 A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?

    Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.



    119 Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

    Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

    Sardar: Phone karte waqt.



    120 Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.



    121 Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"

    "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"



    122 Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.



    123 One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a

    building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.



    124 *** Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.

    His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was

    okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and

    at last wrote - THUNK !!!"



    125 a sardar was going on the road.Then he sees a man who has met with an accident.so he picks him up puts him in his car and takes him to the hospital.Then the sardar realises that the man should have brought by ambulance.so he takes him back where he picked him
    sardar was driving a car. Suddenly one tyre was puncher.he took spear tyre and changed in the place of punchered tyre. but unfortunately he misplaced the four screws to fit the tyre on its place . he was so confused ,,now what to do,, a pagal(mentally retaired) person was watching this incident.

    He came near to sardar and said," do one thing,, take each one screw from the remaining three tyre and fit it in this new tyre.There after u can go where ever u want to. Sardar was so happy and said aree yaar Duniya tume pagal kahate hai lakin i dont think u are a pagal. pagal replied sir,, i m a pagal but i m not a sardar.



    126 Once a Sardar ji rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire;

    But still the Sardar ji was jailed, why?

    Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters



    127 TEACHER: Why are you late?

    L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.

    TEACHER: What sign?

    L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



    128 TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

    L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!



    129 TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?

    L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!



    130 TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

    L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

    TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

    L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!



    131 TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

    GEORGE: Here it is!

    TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?

    JOHNY: George!



    132 TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we

    didn't have ten years ago.

    L-JOHNY: Me!



    133 TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?

    L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.



    134 L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?

    FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?

    L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.



    135 TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

    L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.



    136 TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".

    L-JOHNY: I is...

    TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."

    L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



    137 Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "

    L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday

    sametime."



    138 Question: There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.

    There are only 36 legs.HOW??

    Answer: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!



    139 L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

    Father : No. Why do you ask that?

    L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?



    140 Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is

    green and one is blue with red spots!

    L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same

    at home.



    141 Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before

    eating?

    L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



    142 Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

    L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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