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In sab k Dhakan jama kr k Teen Daby wale ko dena sms kernay ko kuch paisy mil jaye ge.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: ghabar On: 9/29/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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SMSIntezar karoo
Hawain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Fizain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Baharain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Or ghar wale kehte hai,
"Tusi nikkay ho hally INTIZAR karo..
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: ghabar On: 9/28/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
3
SMSTu ishq kita c zor shor de naal,
phir da c barri torr de naal,
pir agge tu ishq karien zara ghour da naal,
Q K main teri wali wekhi c kisi hor de naal
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: ghabar On: 9/28/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
4
SMS1 aadmi ki car se
1 aadmi ki car se kawwa takra gaya,
Aadmi kawway ko ghar le gaya or pinjre main band kardiya.
Kawway ko jab hosh aaya to khud ko pinjray main dekh kar bola,
Haye Allah Jail ho gai,
Lagta hai Driver mar gaya.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Usama On: 9/23/2008 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
5
SMSDon't Ignore it Its True
Aaj Thursday hai.
Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.
Beleive me 7 din baad
Phir THURSDAY aajayega.
Don't Ignore it Its True.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: 9/11/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
6
SMSPakistan main shadiyan parents
Pakistan main shadiyan parents ki marzi se hoti hain,
Is liye Dulhay k liye Dulhan surprize hoti hai.
Ghonghat uthanay k baad,
Ya Aishwarya
Ya Jaysoria.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: 9/7/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
7
SMSKarachi ka pani
Teacher: Water ka formula batao?
Student: H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
Teacher: Ye kya hai?
Student: Sir ye Karachi ka pani hai.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: 9/7/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
8
SMSDawn Newspaper 2018
Dawn Newspaper 2018
Headlines:
President General Kayani decides to remove his uniform.
Pakistan loses Cricket Series against HongKong.
Shaikh Rasheed decides to join MMA.
President General Kayani to visit neighbor country Greater Balochland.
Meera's 25th birthday.
Seminar on 9th death aniversary of Choudry Brothers.
Shoaib Completes his 12 years ban.
Imran Khan still not satisfied.
Pak Rs.178 =1$
Petrol 1 ltr = Rs.470
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Jasper On: 9/3/2008 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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SMSMemon SMS
Faqeer ne 1 Memon Aurat se kaha: Mujhe khana mil sakta hai?
Memon Aurat boli: Kal ka salan kha lo gy?
Faqeer: G kha longa,
Memon Aurat: To phir kal aana.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Rahim Shah On: 9/1/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
10
SMSThe most MELA msg
The most MELA msg of the year,
Choclaty and Crunchy outside,
Creamy and Whitish inside,
Guess what is it?
?
?
?
COCKROACH
Aa gaya na mun main pani?
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Rahim Shah On: 9/1/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Comments Posted in Urdu Funny SMS at this Page:
Abdul Rauf says:( Monday, October 06, 2008 )
I'm waiting 4 good jokes
ASIM KIYANI says:( Sunday, October 05, 2008 )
SO NICE I LIKE IT
ufera says:( Thursday, September 25, 2008 )
badal par kali gahta chaiya hai
badal par kali gahta chaiya hai
doob kar mar jao mujhese bahir tumhari bhean milnay aai hai :>
ufera says:( Thursday, September 25, 2008 )
me kia likho mera likhna ajeeb hai
likhti tera nam hoo bunti tasveer hai
omer says:( Thursday, September 25, 2008 )
hi i am mujahed
my bro name is omer
have a nice day all person
AngelEyes says:( Wednesday, September 24, 2008 )
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya faraq hai?
Faraz replied: Simple....... Aap pooray mulk ki baja rahy ho or poora mulk meri baja raha hai.
Munem Ali Butt says:( Wednesday, September 24, 2008 )
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
sikandar ali says:( Tuesday, September 23, 2008 )
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Zardari says:( Monday, September 22, 2008 )
Ab main karonga mara mari,
Mera Naam hai Zardari,
Maine pehle apna sala mara,
Phir apni bivi mari,
Ab hai poori qoam ki bari,
Dil khol k lotonga,
Qoam ki raqam sari ki sari,
Mera Naam hai Zardari,
Zulm or loota mari main par jayegi,
Ab PPP sari ki sari,
Q k Mera naam hai Zardari.
Funny SMS says:( Wednesday, September 17, 2008 )
Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.
Coca Cola
Marinda
Sprite
7UP
Pakola
Bubble Up
Fanta
In sab k Dhakan jama kr k Teen Daby wale ko dena sms kernay ko kuch paisy mil jaye ge.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: ghabar On: 9/29/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
2
SMSIntezar karoo
Hawain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Fizain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Baharain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Or ghar wale kehte hai,
"Tusi nikkay ho hally INTIZAR karo..
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: ghabar On: 9/28/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
3
SMSTu ishq kita c zor shor de naal,
phir da c barri torr de naal,
pir agge tu ishq karien zara ghour da naal,
Q K main teri wali wekhi c kisi hor de naal
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: ghabar On: 9/28/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
4
SMS1 aadmi ki car se
1 aadmi ki car se kawwa takra gaya,
Aadmi kawway ko ghar le gaya or pinjre main band kardiya.
Kawway ko jab hosh aaya to khud ko pinjray main dekh kar bola,
Haye Allah Jail ho gai,
Lagta hai Driver mar gaya.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Usama On: 9/23/2008 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
5
SMSDon't Ignore it Its True
Aaj Thursday hai.
Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.
Beleive me 7 din baad
Phir THURSDAY aajayega.
Don't Ignore it Its True.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: 9/11/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
6
SMSPakistan main shadiyan parents
Pakistan main shadiyan parents ki marzi se hoti hain,
Is liye Dulhay k liye Dulhan surprize hoti hai.
Ghonghat uthanay k baad,
Ya Aishwarya
Ya Jaysoria.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: 9/7/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
7
SMSKarachi ka pani
Teacher: Water ka formula batao?
Student: H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
Teacher: Ye kya hai?
Student: Sir ye Karachi ka pani hai.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Wasiq Ansari On: 9/7/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
8
SMSDawn Newspaper 2018
Dawn Newspaper 2018
Headlines:
President General Kayani decides to remove his uniform.
Pakistan loses Cricket Series against HongKong.
Shaikh Rasheed decides to join MMA.
President General Kayani to visit neighbor country Greater Balochland.
Meera's 25th birthday.
Seminar on 9th death aniversary of Choudry Brothers.
Shoaib Completes his 12 years ban.
Imran Khan still not satisfied.
Pak Rs.178 =1$
Petrol 1 ltr = Rs.470
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Jasper On: 9/3/2008 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
9
SMSMemon SMS
Faqeer ne 1 Memon Aurat se kaha: Mujhe khana mil sakta hai?
Memon Aurat boli: Kal ka salan kha lo gy?
Faqeer: G kha longa,
Memon Aurat: To phir kal aana.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Rahim Shah On: 9/1/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
10
SMSThe most MELA msg
The most MELA msg of the year,
Choclaty and Crunchy outside,
Creamy and Whitish inside,
Guess what is it?
?
?
?
COCKROACH
Aa gaya na mun main pani?
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMSBy: Rahim Shah On: 9/1/2008 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Urdu Funny SMS By Page:1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- 9- 10- Next- Last >>
Members Contributed to Funny SMS in Urdu Funny SMS category:Abbasi the GreatAltaf Hussain KhaliAmbreenAsad SiddiquiDapperDhumpFaheem DadaFamidaFaraz Ahmed FarazFarhanFarhan RajputFunsterFunterFuntooshFuzailghabarHumbugg TheGreatim donIrfaniRFAnSajiDJanjooJapanJasperJesickaJoomlaLupokaMursaleenNazim KhanRahim ShahRauf KhanRehansaifShafeeqShani AnsariShayare MaghribSilly OneSumbulTillu GTom CruiseUrdu LaughterUsamavirusWahajWajahat KarimWasiq AnsariZindagi Rocks
Comments Posted in Urdu Funny SMS at this Page:
Abdul Rauf says:( Monday, October 06, 2008 )
I'm waiting 4 good jokes
ASIM KIYANI says:( Sunday, October 05, 2008 )
SO NICE I LIKE IT
ufera says:( Thursday, September 25, 2008 )
badal par kali gahta chaiya hai
badal par kali gahta chaiya hai
doob kar mar jao mujhese bahir tumhari bhean milnay aai hai :>
ufera says:( Thursday, September 25, 2008 )
me kia likho mera likhna ajeeb hai
likhti tera nam hoo bunti tasveer hai
omer says:( Thursday, September 25, 2008 )
hi i am mujahed
my bro name is omer
have a nice day all person
AngelEyes says:( Wednesday, September 24, 2008 )
Zardari asked Faraz: Tum main aur mujh main kya faraq hai?
Faraz replied: Simple....... Aap pooray mulk ki baja rahy ho or poora mulk meri baja raha hai.
Munem Ali Butt says:( Wednesday, September 24, 2008 )
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
sikandar ali says:( Tuesday, September 23, 2008 )
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Zardari says:( Monday, September 22, 2008 )
Ab main karonga mara mari,
Mera Naam hai Zardari,
Maine pehle apna sala mara,
Phir apni bivi mari,
Ab hai poori qoam ki bari,
Dil khol k lotonga,
Qoam ki raqam sari ki sari,
Mera Naam hai Zardari,
Zulm or loota mari main par jayegi,
Ab PPP sari ki sari,
Q k Mera naam hai Zardari.
Funny SMS says:( Wednesday, September 17, 2008 )
Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.
