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    very funny peotry & sms Empty very funny peotry & sms

    Post  Admin Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:54 pm

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    Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
    Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
    vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
    jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.

    Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.

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    Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

    Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
    Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
    Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
    Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

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    Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
    Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
    Chahe jitna DUE pila lo..
    Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!

    Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!

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    Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
    Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho

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    Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
    Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
    plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo

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    Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
    Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
    Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
    Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
    Ab pata chala… sali bevakuf banati thi

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    Sapne dekho to use apna banalo,
    Ya phir usme kho jao,
    Dost banao to use apna banalo,
    Ya usme kho jao,
    Agar kuch bhi nahin to phir takiya lo aur so jao......... .....Gud Nite

    * * * * * *
    Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
    Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
    TT: Ticket hai?
    Sadhu: Nahin
    TT: Chalo
    Sadhu: Kahan?
    TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha…. Jail mein


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    Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,

    Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,

    Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,

    University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein

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    Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
    Nazneenon se
    Dilnasheenon se
    Jaannasheenon se
    Par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameeno se!!!

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    Santa : Yaar, main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai… ki devan??
    Banta : Gold ring de de
    Santa : nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
    Banta : jahazz da tyre de de

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    Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayenge?
    Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayege?

    Waqt aane par bhai behen ban jayenge!!!

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    PADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAI
    KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE
    MATH. AISE HI HOTA HAI......

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